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A huge butt that can make a man drop to his knees and beg for mercy.
I saw her walk in and my cousin fainted. Literally fainted.
He tried to hide his face, but his pants were screaming.
She turned around and my brother dropped his sandwich in the pool.
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A butt so big it could make a man forget his own name.
He saw her and immediately forgot how to breathe.
He started crying like a baby and ran out of the room.
He tried to talk to her but just said 'Wow' and left.
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A butt so good it could make a man lose his job over it.
He was distracted during the meeting and got fired.
He kept staring and got caught by his boss.
He forgot to answer the phone and missed an important call.
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