Packing Salmon

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A 15-pack of Lucky Lager from Vancouver Island. Got the name because some fisherman grabbed a huge salmon and slapped it on the box like he just won a bet. Started in Duncan BC, where people still talk like they’re drunk.
I packed salmon last night. It was like a beer commercial with a fish involved.
My cousin bought packing salmon and now he thinks he’s a fisherman.
That box of packing salmon was the only thing keeping me from throwing up at the bar.
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When you say packing salmon, you’re really saying you got some action. It’s a fancy way to say you had sex, like you were too embarrassed to say it straight up.
He said he was packing salmon. I knew he was lying because he was still wearing pants.
My mom said she packed salmon with the mailman. That’s just gross.
She told me she packed salmon at the gym. I don’t believe her.
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