packing raisins

My nipples are like ice picks. I'm literally trying to drill through the floor.

I walked into a freezer and forgot to take my shirt off. My boobs are now the reason why.

My breasts are so hard they could start a fight with a brick wall.

That van is packed like a dumpling factory. I can’t even breathe.

The van is full of Asians so tight they’re all breathing the same air.

That van is so full of Asians it’s like a pancake stack. No space left.