packing pork

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A guy so blessed with a big wiener that even his pants are begging for mercy, and still can't hold it all.

DM: 'I saw him in the mall, he was wearing pants like a tent, and I swear, I heard the pants scream.'

Text: 'At the gym, he was flexing so hard, I thought the pants were gonna explode.'

Tweet: 'This guy walks into a store, and the whole place goes silent. They’re all like, 'oh no, it’s packing pork again.'

That guy who smokes like he’s trying to light his pants on fire, and it’s not even the first time he’s done it.

Commentary: 'He’s not just smoking, he’s throwing the whole pack into the fire.'

Text from friend: 'I saw him at the gas station, he looked like he was about to cough up a cigarette.'

Tweet: 'Otis is not just smoking, he’s trying to start a fire with his pork pack.'