packing pole

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Having a meaty log that makes you look like a sausage link.

Bro, you got packing pole? I’ve never seen a guy that big before.

She said I had a packing pole and I believed her.

He walked in and the whole bar went silent. Packing pole, baby.

Having a cock so big it could be used as a tent pole.

Man, that guy had a packing pole. He could pitch a tent and eat a sandwich at the same time.

My uncle’s got a packing pole. He’s like a mountain man.

He came in with a packing pole. The whole club dropped their drinks.

Having a hard-on so big it could be used as a doorstop.

I walked in and he had a packing pole. I asked him if he was done eating.

He told me he had a packing pole and I believed him. I didn’t even ask for proof.

She said she had a packing pole and I believed her. I didn’t even look.

Having a cock so big it could be used as a ladder.

He had a packing pole so big I asked if I could borrow it to climb a tree.

My cousin walked in with a packing pole. I asked him if he was trying to scale a mountain.

He told me he had a packing pole and I believed him. I didn’t even check.

Having a cock so big it makes you look like a superhero.

He walked in and I thought he was Thor. Turns out he had a packing pole.

She had a packing pole and I thought she was Wonder Woman.

He came in with a packing pole. I asked him if he was a superhero.