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A hard boner hidden in a guy's pants like a secret weapon
He was packing pine like he was about to fight a bear.
My cousin’s pants were bulging like a bag of bricks.
He walked into the room with a pine so big, it could’ve been a tree.
packing pine
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A guy’s cock so stiff, it’s like a tent in his trousers
He had a tent in his pants so big, it looked like a camping trip.
The guy was packing pine like he was ready to hike Mount Everest.
His trousers were so full, they looked like they were about to explode.
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A stiff member hidden in a guy’s pants like it’s a surprise
He had a surprise in his pants that no one expected.
He walked in with a surprise so big, it made the whole room laugh.
His pants were packed like a suitcase full of meat.
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A guy’s cock so hard, it's like a stick in his pants
He was packing pine like he had a stick up his butt.
His pants were so tight, you could see the stick in there.
He had a stick in his pants so hard, it looked like a sword.
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A stiff boner in a guy’s pants like it's a secret mission
He was on a secret mission with a boner in his pants.
His pants were full of secret mission stuff.
He looked like he was about to sneak out with a mission.
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A guy’s cock so hard, it’s like a phone in his pants
He was packing pine like he was about to make a call.
His pants had a phone in them that was about to ring.
He looked like he was ready to text someone with his boner.