Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Having a wild time with your office crush while your boss is out of town

I got caught red-handed with my crush in the break room. No one told the boss.

We had sex in the supply closet during lunch. It was glorious.

I came back from Prague with a new job and a broken heart.

2

Getting so turned on by a coworker you can't focus on your work

I missed my entire meeting because I was thinking about my coworker’s tight pants.

I kept staring at her during the presentation. I got fired.

I had to leave the office because I was too horny to stay.

3

Falling for a colleague so hard you forget your own name

I forgot my name in the meeting because I was thinking about him.

I texted her 10 times in one day. She blocked me.

I told my boss I was going to Prague. I never came back.

4

Getting so hot for your coworker you start fantasizing during meetings

I had a whole fantasy about her during the meeting. I almost laughed out loud.

I was so distracted I spilled coffee on my boss’s shirt.

I had to leave the room because I was too turned on to stay.

5

Having a secret love affair with your co-worker that no one knows about

We had sex in the parking lot. No one saw us.

We texted every day. We didn’t tell the office.

We kept it a secret until the boss walked in on us.

6

Getting so excited about a coworker you start planning a vacation together

We talked about going to Prague. It was the best idea ever.

We planned a trip and forgot about work.

We got caught planning a vacation in the middle of the day.