Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you stuff so much dip in your mouth that your lip looks like it got hit by a truck and got a burger on top.

My lip looks like a sausage after packing fatties.

I packed so much dip my lip was screaming for mercy.

My mom thought I had a tumor in my mouth.

2

A bowl so full of weed it might burst if you look at it wrong. Also called the bowl of doom.

That bowl is so packed it’s gonna explode.

He brought the party bowl and the party went nuclear.

The bowl was so full, it looked like it had a baby inside.

3

When you stick a wad of chew in your mouth like you’re trying to swallow a raccoon.

That chew is so big, I thought he was trying to eat a sock.

He packed so much chew, his face looked like a balloon.

His mouth looked like it had a full-time job.

4

When your wiener gets hard but your pants won’t let it be free. It’s like a prisoner in a jail cell.

His pants were so tight, his wiener was screaming for help.

He had a hard-on and his pants were giving him the finger.

His wiener was stuck like a sock in a sock drawer.

5

When you put a big glob of dip under your lip like you’re trying to glue your mouth shut.

He had so much dip, his lip looked like it had a second job.

That dip was so thick, it looked like it had a life of its own.

His mouth had more dip than a donut shop.

6

When you jam so much weed in a pipe it might start a fire just from being full.

That pipe was packed like a Christmas tree.

He stuffed so much weed in the pipe, it looked like it had a full-time job.

The pipe was so full, it might start a fire.

7

When your wiener gets hard but your pants won’t let it out. It’s like a man trapped in a sock.

His wiener was hard and his pants were giving him the silent treatment.

He had a hard-on and his pants were holding him back like a cop.

His wiener was stuck like a donut in a hole.