packing each other's parachutes

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when two guys get all hot and bothered while fiddling with each other's gear like they're about to jump into a fireball

He was adjusting my parachute like it was the last thing he'd ever touch.

We were so busy fixing each other's straps we forgot to tie ours.

He leaned in and whispered, 'You sure you don’t want me to do the whole thing?'

when two guys are so into each other they think the skydiving part is just a bonus

I was halfway through the jump when I realized I had been staring at him the whole time.

He was grinning like a fool while I was trying to breathe.

He said, 'I’d fall from the sky for you any day.' I said, 'Just don’t let me fall on you.'

when two guys are so touchy-feely they think the parachute is a love letter

He was smoothing my parachute like it was his favorite shirt.

We were so busy touching each other we forgot to check the altitude.

He said, 'You’re my favorite strap to hold.' I said, 'You’re my favorite guy to fall with.'