Packing Ass

My cousin’s booty is so big I swear she could eat a whole pizza and still fit in her jeans.

That girl walks into the room and the whole class stares at her ass like it’s a miracle.

I asked my mom if she had a nice chunk of booty, and she said, 'I’ve got two of them, and they’re both full of sass.'

My neighbor’s butt is so big it could hold a whole football game.

That girl’s butt is like a bag of chips, full and ready to pop.

I told my brother he had a big booty, and he said, 'I don’t have a big booty, I have a booty that’s big enough for both of us.'

Kyle Uniacke was walking through the hallway and said, 'Packing Ass,' and the whole school laughed at him like he had a badge of shame.

That guy in the cafeteria keeps saying 'Packing Ass' every time he sees a new lunch tray.

My friend said 'Packing Ass' in math class, and the teacher gave him a pop quiz for being too distracted by the butt of the girl next to him.

He told me he got an A on his math test, and I said, 'Lying to me? I know you got a D.'

She said she didn’t eat my last slice of pizza, and I said, 'Lying to me? I saw you eating it like it was your final meal.'

He told me he didn’t forget my birthday, and I said, 'Lying to me? I had to remind you twice!'

That guy’s ass smells like he’s been sitting in a trash can for a week.

The man in the back of the bus smells like he just got out of a compost heap.

My brother’s ass is so bad, the cat ran out of the room and never came back.

I rear-ended my friend’s car so hard, it looked like he had a pizza stuck to his front bumper.

That guy rear-ended me like he was trying to make his car sound like a trumpet.

I rear-ended a truck and the driver said, 'You just rear-ended me like I was a piece of cake.'

My brother got butt-fucked by a guy who was still trying to find his pants.

That girl got butt-fucked by a guy who smelled like he lived in a garbage can.

I got butt-fucked by a guy who was still in his pajamas and didn’t know what day it was.