Packing a Trout

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Having a penis so huge it looks like a trout swimming in a river; Someone who walks around like they just fished up a monster

My cousin packs a trout so big, he can scare off any guy at the gym.

She said she saw him packing a trout at the mall, and it was like a fish market.

He told his friend, 'I don’t need a boat, I pack a trout.'

When your penis is so big, it’s like it was caught in a net; A guy who walks around like he’s fishing every day

My neighbor packs a trout so big, he can feed a whole family at the beach.

At the party, he said, 'I pack a trout so big, I don’t need a net.'

He showed me his trout and said, 'This isn’t just a penis, it’s a full-blown fish.'

A guy who has a penis so big, it’s like he has a whole lake inside him; Someone who walks around like he’s about to drop a fish

He packs a trout so big, I think he’s gonna fall over.

She said he packs a trout so big, it’s like he’s got a whole lake in his pants.

He told me, 'I pack a trout so big, I could probably swim in it.'

A guy who has a penis so big, it's like it's about to escape; Someone who walks around like they're hiding a fish

He packs a trout so big, I think it might break free.

She said he packs a trout so big, it’s like it’s trying to run away.

He told me, 'I pack a trout so big, I have to tie it down.'

A guy who has a penis so big, it’s like it’s got a life of its own; Someone who walks around like they're showing off a fish

He packs a trout so big, it moves on its own.

At the bar, he said, 'I pack a trout so big, it's got a will of its own.'

She said he packs a trout so big, it even has a name.

A guy who has a penis so big, it's like it's got a whole aquarium inside him; Someone who walks around like they're carrying a fish tank

He packs a trout so big, I think he's got a whole aquarium in there.

She said he packs a trout so big, it's like he's got a fish tank in his pants.

He told me, 'I pack a trout so big, I could put a fish in it.'