packing a lunch

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A giant wad of cum tied up like a present, used by faggots who can’t wait to get their daily dose of cock.

Bro, I packed a lunch before work, and I’m already halfway to cumming in my pants.

My boyfriend’s lunch is so big, it’s like a cum bomb.

He packed a lunch every morning, and I swear it’s all because of me.

When you tell someone they’re gonna get their ass kicked so bad, they’ll need a lunch to survive the beating.

You just told me to pack a lunch, and I’m already getting ready to beat your ass.

I packed a lunch because I’m not scared of you.

He said ‘pack a lunch’ like I was about to get a beating from a whole food truck.

When someone shows up to a party and is so out of sync, it’s like they came from a different century and forgot to bring pants.

She showed up to the party and was like, ‘what’s a beat?’

He started talking about the moon like it was 1990.

He walked in and asked if they had a VHS player.

A reply to a threat that means you’re ready to punch their face in for the entire day.

He threatened me, and I said ‘pack a lunch’ like I was gonna beat him all day.

I told him to pack a lunch because I was tired of his nonsense.

When he said ‘I’m gonna beat you up,’ I said ‘pack a lunch’ and walked away.

When you make a sandwich for the road, or when you’re ready to fight for hours, or when a lesbian puts on a fake penis and everyone gets confused.

I packed a lunch for the road, and I didn’t even bring a sandwich.

She packed a lunch because she was ready to fight for hours.

That lesbian packed a lunch and put on a fake penis, and I was confused.

When you put a whole bowl of weed in your back pocket, like you’re a drug dealer who forgot to bring a bag.

He packed a lunch and put a whole bowl of weed in his back pocket.

I packed a lunch just to have a bowl of weed ready for the day.

She packed a lunch and brought a bowl of weed like it was a gift.