Packination

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When a guy’s junk is so big it looks like it’s about to break free from his pants
My uncle’s packination is so big it looks like he’s wearing a tent.
He tried to sit down on the bus and his pants made a popping sound.
My friend’s dad had to leave the room because his packination was too much to handle.
2
How big your wiener is
My cousin’s packination is like a sausage factory.
He said his packination is bigger than a basketball.
My brother’s packination is so big it got its own zip code.
3
To hold something, like a weapon or a big body part, usually with a lot of pride
He packed his gun like he was going to war.
He packed his junk like it was going to win a contest.
He packed his weapon like he was about to take over the world.
4
To carry something illegal, like drugs or guns, usually with style
He packed his drugs like he was a celebrity.
She packed her guns like she was in a movie.
He packed his weed like it was gold.
5
A woman with big boobs or a big butt, usually with a lot of confidence
My cousin’s girlfriend is a total packination.
She walks in and everyone looks at her like she’s a packination.
That girl is a packination and she knows it.
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When you carry your protection like it’s your life
He packed his protection like it was his only friend.
She packed her protection like it was a superhero.
He packed his protection like it was going to save the world.
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A guy who’s hot and has either a six pack or a great body
My friend’s crush is a total packination.
He’s a packination and he knows it.
That guy walks in and everyone’s like, 'Whoa, that’s a packination.'
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