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When someone is so clueless they think they’re Einstein
Bro, he tried to explain the internet like it was 1998
She said gravity was just a conspiracy theory
He thinks a toaster is a smart device
Packin’ Q
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When someone is so brain-dead they think a banana is a fruit for the rich
He asked why we have money if we can just steal stuff
She thought Earth was flat and made of cheese
He used the word ‘flavor’ like it was a math problem
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When someone is so dumb they think ‘packin’ Q’ is a new type of pizza
He asked if we could just live in a microwave
She said the moon is made of cheese and powered by cows
He thinks ‘Q’ is a new letter in the alphabet
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When someone is so silly they think the sky is a giant fruit
He asked why we have clocks if we can just guess the time
She believed clouds were just really tired birds
He said the sun was just a giant flashlight
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When someone is so thick they think ‘packin’ Q’ is a new type of headache
He asked why we have to breathe if we can just think
She said the ocean was just a giant puddle
He thought Earth was a giant pizza with cheese on top
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When someone is so dumb they think a cat is a type of dog
He asked why we have to sleep if we can just stand up
She said the moon is just a giant cheese wheel
He said the sun was just a giant firefly