packin' peas

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When a man’s pecks are so hard you could use them to crack a nut
My man was packin' peas so hard I thought he was gonna pop a button off his shirt.
She saw him in the gym and literally screamed, 'He’s packin’ peas like a man on a mission!'
He walked into the bar and the whole place turned around. Packin’ peas, baby.
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When a man’s chest is so stiff you could use it to beat someone up
He was packin’ peas so tight I thought he was gonna rip his shirt in half.
At the concert, he was packin’ peas so loud the crowd started a chant.
She texted him, 'You’re packin’ peas like you’re about to fight a bear.'
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When a man’s chest is so firm it looks like he’s wearing a second shirt
He was packin’ peas so much the barista asked if he wanted a double shot.
In the DMs, he said, 'I’m packin’ peas so hard I’m getting vibes from the ceiling.'
At the party, he was packin’ peas so loud the DJ had to turn up the bass.
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