packin meat

He walked in and the whole bar turned to look. He wasn't even trying.

My uncle says he's been packin' meat since he was a kid. Still doesn't know how to use it.

That guy just flexed and my cousin fainted. I don't blame him.

My friend's dog barked at him. The dog had no idea what was coming.

He went to the store and the clerk asked if he needed a cart. He said no. He needed a ladder.

He tried to hide it in his pants. They exploded.

He tried to do a handstand. The floor broke. The ceiling broke. His neighbor called the police.

He walked into a room. The room walked out.

He peed in a lake. The lake had to take a bath.

He tried to fit in a taxi. The taxi had to call a bigger taxi.

He went to a gym. The weights were scared.

He tried to shake hands. The other guy needed a brace.

He walked into a building. The building asked for a permit.

He tried to sit down. The chair broke. The floor broke. The ceiling cried.

He waved hello. The whole city waved back.

He tried to walk through a door. The door was proud to be broken.

He went to a party. The party got a standing ovation.

He tried to eat a taco. The taco asked for a vacation.