Packin' Chain

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When someone walks in like they just robbed a bank and have a bullet in each hand.
He showed up to the party like he owned the place and a gun store.
She texted me: 'I'm coming, and I'm bringing a problem.'
He said, 'I didn't come to talk. I came to shut you up.'
2
When you're so full of yourself you think you can beat a cop in a dance-off.
He challenged the bouncer to a arm-wrestle like he was the Hulk.
She told the guy, 'I don't need a weapon. I've got swagger.'
He walked in and said, 'I didn't come here to lose.'
3
When you’re so ready to fight, you bring a sword to a knife fight.
He came in with a bat, like he was going to war.
She showed up with a knife and said, 'I'm not here for small talk.'
He walked in like he was going to start a war in the hallway.
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When you’re so tough, you could punch a bear and still have time to flirt.
He hit a guy in the face and said, 'That was just a warm-up.'
She walked in, threw a punch, and said, 'I don’t do this for fun.'
He knocked out two guys and said, 'I’ve got more energy than a pizza delivery man.'
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When you're so cocky, you think your confidence is a weapon.
He said, 'I don’t need a sword. My attitude is enough.'
She walked in and said, 'I’m not here to fight. I’m here to win.'
He challenged the whole room and said, 'Bring it on.'
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