Packie Bum Lip

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A smelly, stained lip from years of smoking like a chimney and spitting like a dragon.
My Packie Bum Lip looks like a used ashtray. I’m not even proud.
That lip is so stained, it could dye a whole pool.
I tried to kiss her, and she tasted like a burnt cigarette.
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The result of a lifetime of smoking, chewing, and probably stealing cigarettes from your mom.
My Packie Bum Lip is so bad, my dog won’t eat my sandwiches anymore.
That lip looks like it got hit by a tar truck.
I could use my Packie Bum Lip to paint a mural.
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A lip so stained and gross, it could make a vampire cry and a ghost run away.
I showed my Packie Bum Lip to my friend, and he ran out screaming.
That lip is so bad, it has its own ZIP code.
I tried to kiss my girlfriend, and she looked at me like I had a disease.
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