packey

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A kid who thinks they're cool but can't shut up and smells like old pizza and regret.

My cousin is a packey. He talks about his crush every 10 seconds.

That new kid in class is a packey. He tried to impress me by saying he knew how to play the saxophone.

My dog is a packey. He barks at the mailman like he's going to fight him.

A twink who thinks they're the main character of a movie but can't even finish a sentence without tripping over their own words.

That guy at the store is a packey. He asked me if I wanted to go to the mall and then fell over.

My brother's friend is a packey. He tried to flirt with my mom and said, 'You're like a goddess.'

The guy who works at the burger place is a packey. He spilled ketchup on my shirt and said it was a 'mystery sauce.'

A person who has no idea what a crotch is and thinks it's a fashion statement.

My neighbor is a packey. He wears socks with sandals and thinks it's 'fashion.'

My little brother is a packey. He tried to put a sock in his crotch and said it was 'crotch fashion.'

The guy at the bus stop is a packey. He wears a hat inside out and thinks it's 'cool.'