Packetlicker

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A person who eats so much fried chicken they probably don't know their own face anymore
I saw a packetlicker eat 12 pieces and still ask for more
That guy at the park ate a whole bucket and now he's talking to himself
My cousin is a packetlicker and he tried to marry a chicken nugget
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Someone who would rather fight you than let you take the last drumstick
At the KFC, he started a food fight over a single piece of chicken
She threw a napkin at me because I took the last wing
They got into a screaming match over a biscuit
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A person who thinks KFC is a religion and they are the prophet
He said the gravy is sacred and you can't touch it
She brings her own prayer mat to the KFC
He tried to convert me by giving me a piece of chicken
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A human who eats chicken so fast they probably have a second stomach for it
He finished his bucket in 3 minutes and then asked for another
She ate so fast her face turned red
That kid gulped down a whole plate like it was a fire hazard
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A person who would sell their soul for a bucket of chicken
He said he’d do anything for a free meal
She gave up her phone number for a coupon
He promised to be best friends with the cashier for more chicken
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Someone who doesn’t know the difference between a leg and a wing and still eats them both
He bit into a leg like it was a wing and screamed
She tried to eat a whole leg and cried
He ate a wing and said it was a leg and got angry
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