packeting

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When someone clogs your internet with way too many data chunks, making your connection feel like it's stuck in traffic with a broken-down bus.

My mom tried to watch cat videos, but packeting made her connection slower than a snail on a treadmill.

My bro got packeted so hard, his game crashed before he could kill the first zombie.

My Wi-Fi died mid-porn because some kid was packeting my router for fun.

A basic DOS attack that only real nerds and poser hackers use to feel important.

My cousin used packeting to shut down his teacher's computer because he forgot his password.

The script kiddie at school packeted the principal’s PC just to look cool.

I packeted my friend’s mom’s laptop because she wouldn’t let me play Fortnite.

When you flex on nOObs so hard, it’s like you're showing off with a neon sign that says 'I’m better than you.'

I packeted that nOOb until his computer screamed for mercy.

That kid got packeted so bad, he cried like a baby in a math test.

I owned that nOOb so hard, he had to take a break from YouTube.

A bundle of cocaine that’s so good, it makes you feel like a king in a candy store.

He took one packet and instantly forgot his ex’s name.

That packet of cocaine was so good, it made her forget she was high.

He ate three packets and got so high, he started talking to the ceiling.

A fancy word for flooding someone’s computer with data until it breaks or kicks them off the internet.

He packeted my laptop so hard, it started smoking.

My friend got packeted and had to reboot his computer three times.

That guy packeted my mom’s phone until it turned into a brick.

A meth-head woman who’ll do anything for a hit, even if it means leaving her kids in a hot car.

She left her kids in a hot car just to get a hit from some random dude.

That packetie left her kid in the sun so she could get a red at some stranger’s house.

She got packeted so bad, she had to take a break from her meth and her kids.

When someone pays you to packet someone else, it’s like you're getting a paycheck for being a tech bully.

He got paid to packet my teacher’s computer because he was tired of being yelled at.

She packeted my dad’s laptop just for a few bucks and a sandwich.

That guy got packeteering money because he packeted my brother’s phone for a week.