packeties

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A packetie is a druggie slut who'll do anything for a hit, even if it means getting fucked in the back of a gas station.

She did my math homework for a hit. I still don't know how she passed algebra.

I saw her doing the splits for a hit in the mall parking lot. It was like a circus.

She texted me, 'I'll blow you if you give me a hit.' I said, 'Deal. But you're paying for my coffee.'

Packeties are bimbos who trade drugs for attention and will sleep with anyone who gives them a buzz.

She slept with my dad for a hit. Now he thinks he's my brother.

She took a hit and started crying in my lunchroom. I gave her a napkin and a snack.

She texted me, 'I'll sleep with you if you give me a hit.' I said, 'Okay, but only if you stop crying in my lunchroom.'

A reverse packetie is when a druggie slut thinks she's getting a quickie, but instead she gives you a hit and leaves you hanging like a fool.

She came over for a quickie, but I gave her a hit and she left me with a hangover.

She said, 'I'll do you if you give me a hit.' I said, 'Deal.' She took the hit and left me alone.

I told her, 'I'll blow you if you give me a hit.' She gave me a hit and left me with a headache.