Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting paid to crash someone's internet like a fat kid on a sugar rush is called Packeteering

I got $200 to DDoS my ex's WiFi so she couldn't watch her dumb TikTok videos.

This guy got a job just to spam packets until the whole town lost internet.

My cousin got paid to crash the school's server so the principal couldn't log in on report card day.

2

A small bundle of cocaine is called a Packeteering

She pulled out a Packeteering and said, 'This'll get you through the night.'

He snorted a Packeteering and immediately went to the bathroom to cry.

The dealer gave him a Packeteering and said, 'That's all you get today, loser.'

3

Flooding someone's internet until it crashes is called packeting

He packeted his teacher’s laptop so she couldn't grade their tests.

She packeted the whole school’s network so they had to cancel lunch.

The guy packeted his ex's phone until it turned into a brick.

4

Kids who use simple scripts to crash internet connections are called Packeteering

That script kid packeted my whole neighborhood just for fun.

My brother packeted his crush’s WiFi so he couldn't talk to her.

That guy packeted the bank’s server just to show off.

5

Packeteering is the same as a Denial of Service attack

Packeteering and DoS are like twin brothers, both love crashing stuff.

Packeteering is just a fancy name for a DoS attack.

They called it Packeteering, but it's still just a DoS.

6

A Packeteering is when you flood someone’s computer with data until it explodes

He packeted his neighbor’s computer so hard it turned into a brick.

She packeted the school’s server until the lights went out.

That guy packeted his mom’s phone until it lost all her photos.

7

A Packeteering is a person who sends data packets to crash other people’s internet

That Packeteering crashed my internet just to make me cry.

She’s a Packeteering and she packeted my phone every day.

He packeted the whole city just to show off.