Packet Princess

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A packet princess is a fake hacker who brags about knowing everything but can't even fix a simple bug. They spend more time posting about cyber stuff on Reddit than actually doing it.
"I found out about this new hack before anyone else!", while still using a password from 2015.
Tweet: "Just discovered that firewalls exist. I’m so proud."
DM: "I’m not a packet princess. I’m a packet queen. You’re just a packet peasant."
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A packet princess is a cyber dummy who thinks they're the best because they read a few articles. They act like they invented the internet every time they hear a new buzzword.
"I read this article and now I’m a god of hacking!", while still using a password from 2015.
Tweet: "I know more about networks than anyone else. I’ve seen 3 articles about it."
DM: "You don’t know what a packet is. I do. I’m a packet princess."
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A packet princess is a cyber poser who thinks they're smart just because they found a tweet. They act like it’s a big deal when someone else says something they already read.
"I found this tweet and now I’m the king of cyber security!", while still using a password from 2015.
Tweet: "I knew about this vulnerability before it was a thing. I’m so famous."
DM: "You’re just a packet peasant. I’m a packet princess. I know everything."
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A packet princess is a fake cyber genius who thinks they're the best because they posted a comment on Reddit. They act like they discovered fire when someone else mentioned it first.
"I posted a comment on Reddit and now I’m a cyber genius!", while still using a password from 2015.
Tweet: "I heard about this thing and now I’m a god of hacking."
DM: "I’m not a packet princess. I’m a packet god. You’re just a packet worm."
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A packet princess is a cyber clown who thinks they're the best because they know a few words. They act like they're Einstein every time they read a new article.
"I read an article and now I’m Einstein!", while still using a password from 2015.
Tweet: "I know what a packet is. I’m a packet princess."
DM: "You’re just a packet dummy. I’m a packet princess. I know everything."
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A packet princess is a cyber fake who thinks they're the best because they saw a tweet. They act like it’s a big deal when someone else says something they already read.
"I saw a tweet and now I’m the best hacker in the world!", while still using a password from 2015.
Tweet: "I read about this thing and now I’m a genius."
DM: "You’re just a packet worm. I’m a packet princess. I know everything."
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