Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who shoves rocks into your hands while yelling about how good his stuff is and how bad your life is.

Yo, I'm not your dad. Just take the packet and stop crying.

Your mom’s a packet merchant and she’s got a better grade than you.

I sold you three rocks and you’re still acting like I owe you money.

2

A person who drives a fancy car just so you know they’re not poor and they still sell you junk.

That car costs more than your GPA. Still selling you charlie?

You think you’re fancy? I’m the one with the real money.

I’ve got a mortgage. You’ve got a packet.

3

A dealer who thinks you’re stupid and still charges you for it.

You bought three packets and still didn’t pass math. What’s wrong with you?

I didn’t charge you for the packet. I charged you for your stupidity.

You’re not broke. You’re just bad at math.

4

A guy who wears a suit and still sells you rocks like you’re in the back of a school.

I’ve got a job. You’ve got a packet. What’s your problem?

That suit costs more than your lunch money.

You think I’m a normal guy? I’m a packet merchant. That’s not normal.

5

A person who thinks you need a packet like you need a second job.

You’ve got a job. You’ve got a packet. What else do you need?

You’re not poor. You’re just lazy.

I sell you a packet. You sell me your soul.

6

A guy who acts like he’s rich just so you’ll buy his packet and feel bad about it.

I’m not rich. I just look like I am. Now shut up and take the packet.

You’re not rich. You’re just broke.

I sold you a packet. Now you’re broke. That’s not my fault.