Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A way to crash someone’s computer by bombarding it with data like it’s a piñata at a party.

I packeted his server so hard it screamed for mercy.

He tried to packet me, but I had my firewall on like a helmet.

My internet died because some kid packeted my router like it was a math test.

2

When you totally own someone, like you’re the king and they’re just a peasant getting trampled.

He packeted me so bad I had to reboot my life.

I packeted that guy and he didn’t even know what hit him.

She packeted me and I was left with a headache and a slow internet.

3

A bundle of cocaine that’s so good it might make you forget your own name.

He got a packet and immediately forgot where he lived.

That packet was so strong it made her do a dance in the middle of the street.

She got a packet and started talking to the ceiling like it was her ex.

4

When someone drowns your internet connection in data like it’s a swimming pool.

He packeted my internet so hard I had to go to the ER.

I got packeted and my stream was lagging like it had a migraine.

My mom got packeted and she started yelling at the Wi-Fi like it was her boyfriend.

5

A lame way to crash someone’s computer used by kids who think they’re hackers.

He used a packet and it was the worst thing I ever saw.

That script kid packeted me and I was left with a broken computer.

He packeted me and I had to reset my whole life.

6

A meth-head woman who’ll do anything for a hit, even if it means leaving her kids in a hot car.

That packetie would rather get a hit than feed her kids.

She packetied her way into a house and left her kids in a hot car.

She packetied 3 guys at once and still didn’t get a red.

7

When you pay someone to crash another person’s computer like it’s a job.

He packeteered the server and it was like a pay-per-crash plan.

She packeteered him for $10 and it was totally worth it.

He packeteered my internet and it was like a business deal gone wrong.