Packermaniacal

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A Green Bay Packers fan so intense they probably peed their pants during the 1996 Super Bowl. They wear a green and gold 'G' like it’s a holy relic and scream at their TV like it’s personal. They blame the ref, the moon, and their ex for every loss.

I wore my Packers jersey to the fish market. The fish were confused.

The ref called a bad play. That’s why we lost. Not my fault.

I texted my brother: 'The Packers lost because the sky was too blue.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A Packermaniacal fan is like a dog that won’t stop barking at a squirrel. They show up to every event wearing a Packers shirt, even if it’s snowing. They yell at the TV like it’s their enemy and refuse to believe the team is ever bad.

I wore my Packers shirt to my mom’s funeral. She hated the team.

The Packers lost because the sun was in my eyes.

I screamed at the TV: 'You’re not a real fan if you don’t wear your jersey to the grocery store.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A Packermaniacal person is a human who lives and dies with the Packers. They wear green and gold like it’s their skin and can’t stand the idea of the team losing. They’ll blame the moon, their cat, and the neighbor for every loss.

I wore my Packers shirt to the dog park. My dog got confused.

I blamed my cat for the loss. It was a fair excuse.

I told my boss: 'The Packers lost because my coffee was too weak.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A Packermaniacal person is a human who thinks the Packers are the only thing that matters. They wear their jersey to the beach, the grocery store, and even the bathroom. They yell at the TV like it’s their enemy and won’t accept a loss no matter what.

I wore my Packers shirt to the beach. The waves were confused.

I yelled at the TV: 'That was a bad call! The Packers would’ve won if the moon was on our side.'

I told my mom: 'You’re not a real person if you don’t wear your Packers shirt to the grocery store.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A Packermaniacal person is someone who’s so into the Packers they probably dream in green and gold. They wear their jersey to every event, even if it’s raining. They think every loss is someone else’s fault, like the ref, the moon, or their ex.

I wore my Packers shirt to the hospital. The nurses were confused.

I blamed my ex for the loss. That was a solid excuse.

I told my neighbor: 'The Packers lost because your dog was barking too loud.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A Packermaniacal person is like a kid who won’t stop playing with their toys. They wear their Packers shirt everywhere, even to the grocery store. They scream at the TV and think every loss is someone else’s fault, like the ref or their mom.

I wore my Packers shirt to the grocery store. The cashier was confused.

I yelled at the TV: 'That was a bad call! The Packers would’ve won if my mom was watching.'

I blamed my mom for the loss. She was a fair excuse.

by Slangipedia 9d ago