Packerhead

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A Packerhead is a fan who loves the Packers so much they might as well be married to the team. They also inherited the bad habits of Cheeseheads, like yelling at strangers.
My uncle once yelled at a guy in the grocery store for not wearing a Packers hat. The guy didn’t even know who the Packers were.
I got in trouble at school for wearing a Packers shirt instead of a school uniform. My teacher said I was a Packerhead and needed to be punished.
At the bar, my friend started a fight because the bartender wouldn’t give him a free beer. He said, 'I’m a Packerhead, and I demand free beer.'
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A Packerhead is a person who wears a Packers hat everywhere, even when they’re sleeping. They also throw tantrums if the team loses.
My neighbor wears a Packers hat to work every day. He even wears it in the shower. I’ve seen it.
At the park, my friend cried because the Packers lost. He said, 'I can’t live without them.'
My mom started a loud argument with my dad because he forgot to turn on the TV during the game. She said he wasn’t a real Packerhead.
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A Packerhead is someone who thinks they’re the best fan ever. They talk about the Packers like they’re the only thing that matters in life.
My cousin said, 'I don’t need friends. I have the Packers.' He’s been like that since he was six.
At lunch, my friend started a whole conversation about the Packers and didn’t stop for 20 minutes. I had to eat in silence.
My brother said he would rather die than watch a movie on game day. He said, 'That’s not a real Packerhead thing to do.'
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