Packer fan named Tyler

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These people are usually the best at everything. They have no life and are too good for you. They get slushes for free just because they like the Packers and their name is Tyler.
Tyler walks past me at the store and I get a slushie for free. He didn't even say hi.
I saw Tyler at the park and he got a slushie. I got nothing. I cried.
Tyler texted me and said he got a slushie. I texted him back and he said he was better than me.
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These people are so good they think they are gods. They get slushies and laugh at people like me who are not as cool as Tyler.
Tyler got a slushie and said I was a failure. I said nothing because I was too tired.
At lunch, Tyler got a slushie and I got nothing. I felt like a sad dog.
Tyler texted me and said he was better than me. I replied with a sad face emoji.
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These people are the best and they know it. They get slushies and think they are the only ones who matter. I hate them.
I saw Tyler at the store. He got a slushie. I didn't. I screamed inside.
Tyler got a slushie and I got nothing. I felt like a nobody.
Tyler texted me and said he was the best. I said nothing because I was too mad.
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