packels

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A bunch of pickles or a six-pack tower. It’s like a birth defect caused by a mom who ate too many pickles and a dad who looked like a pickle jar.
My cousin has packels. He eats pickles for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Sometimes he eats them for dessert.
I saw a guy with packels in the grocery store. He had a whole tower of pickles. I think he’s a pickle monster.
My dog got packels from eating the pickles I left on the counter. Now he can’t stop sneezing pickles.
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When you have more pickles than sense. It’s like your body turned into a pickle jar and forgot how to stop.
My sister has packels. She brought 12 pickles to the picnic. I think she brought extra just in case.
My friend’s brother has packels. He eats pickles for dinner and drinks pickle juice. He’s like a pickle robot.
My teacher has packels. She grades papers with a pickle in one hand and a spoon in the other. I think she’s a pickle teacher.
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When you get so many pickles you start talking like a pickle. It’s like your brain got pickled and now it’s stuck.
My neighbor has packels. He talks like a pickle. He says, ‘I’m gonna pickle you.’ I think he’s a pickle dad.
My brother has packels. He eats pickles for breakfast and drinks pickle juice for lunch. He’s like a pickle monster.
My mom has packels. She picked up my brother and threw him into a jar of pickles. I think she’s a pickle mom.
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