packed heat

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To have a gun stuck to your body like a second skin. You're not just carrying it, it's practically fused to you.

My cousin packed heat so hard, he walked into a bank and the teller screamed before he even pulled out his gun.

He packed heat like he was born with a Glock in each hand.

That guy packed heat so much, the cops gave him a badge just for being annoying.

When you keep a gun hidden like it’s your ex’s secret.

She packed heat like she was planning to shoot her boss and her ex at the same time.

He packed heat so well, the only person who knew was his therapist.

That guy packed heat like he was ready for a war but only had enough bullets for a lunch break.

To carry a gun, usually because you're either ready for a fight or you're just a little bit crazy.

He packed heat like he was going to start a gang just to have something to do.

She packed heat like she was ready to shoot her entire family just for the fun of it.

That guy packed heat like he had a grudge against the whole world.

When you're hiding a gun so well, even your dog doesn't know it's there.

He packed heat so well, the only thing that knew was his dog, and it just stared at him like he was a weirdo.

She packed heat like she was hiding a gun under her dress and no one would ever find out.

That guy packed heat so quietly, the only thing that heard it was his neighbor's cat.

When your flaccid penis is the size of a football and it looks like it’s about to take over your whole body.

His flaccid penis was so big, it looked like it was trying to take over the whole room.

That guy had a flaccid penis so huge, it made the entire class laugh during gym.

She had a flaccid penis so big, it looked like it could wrestle a bear.

When someone's penis is so big, it looks like it's about to punch you in the face.

His dick was so big, it looked like it was going to punch me in the face.

That guy had a dick so huge, it could've been a new kind of weapon.

She had a dick so big, it could’ve taken out a whole army.

When you're carrying a weapon like it's your best friend and you're ready for a party.

He packed heat like he was going to a gun show and it was the most important party of the year.

She packed heat like she was ready to start a fight just for fun.

That guy packed heat like he had a whole army in his pocket.