Packed down

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When people mess up the phrase 'down pat' so bad it sounds like they're getting packed into a coffin. Means you've drilled something until it's perfect and you'll probably scream it at someone.
I packed down my multiplication tables so hard I could recite them in my sleep and my brother's nightmares.
My mom packed down the recipe for lasagna so well, she could make it blindfolded and in a hurricane.
The kid packed down his lines so much, he could recite them while juggling flaming torches.
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When you know something so well, you might as well have it tattooed on your forehead. Like 'down pat,' but with more swearing and fewer metaphors.
She packed down her speech so good, she could deliver it while riding a unicycle and yelling at a raccoon.
He packed down the script so well, he could perform it while being chased by a goat.
The kid packed down his math facts so much, he could solve equations in his sleep and while eating a whole pizza.
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When a group of players cram their butts into a scrum like they're fighting for the last slice of pizza. It's more about squishing than skill.
The forwards packed down like a bunch of angry squirrels fighting over acorns.
They packed down so hard, the ground shook and the referee had to check if the earth was having a heart attack.
The team packed down like they were trying to fit into a phone booth and it was a bad idea.
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