Packalitis

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When your backpack looks like it was hit by a grenade and your pockets are flapping like a confused dog

My backpack is screaming at me. It's open on both sides and my pencil is trying to escape.

I walked into class and my backpack was doing the wave. I looked like I lost a fight with a backpack.

My mom said my backpack was 'a disgrace.' It was open, flapping, and my snacks were on the floor.

When a group of people jump on you like you're a trampoline and they all say 'packalitis!' like it's a disease

My friends tackled me in the hallway. They said 'packalitis!' and I went flying into the lockers.

At lunch, six people jumped on me and I fell into the soup. It was packalitis.

I was walking home and three kids ran at me like it was a game. They tackled me and said 'packalitis!' like I had a virus.