packaged warfood

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The worst food ever made for soldiers who have no choice but to eat it or die of boredom and hatred.
My lunch was so bad I considered treason.
This is the reason why I hate the army.
I would rather fight a bear than eat this again.
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Food that tastes like it was made by a mad scientist who hates humans.
This is the taste of betrayal.
I swear I saw a ghost in that meal.
If this was a person, I’d have killed it.
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The food you get when you're stuck in a war and your only options are this or a bullet to the head.
I’d take a bullet any day.
This is the worst kind of torture.
I’m not alive anymore, I’m just pretending.
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