Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you put a plastic bag around your junk while you're getting it on

My cousin got caught wearing a grocery bag during sex. Classic.

He used a trash bag like it was a fancy suit.

I tried it with a ziplock. It didn't work.

2

A guy with a huge d*ck is called packaged meat

My uncle is packaged meat. He’s got a meat truck for a d*ck.

He’s so big, he’s like a whole butcher shop.

He eats meat for breakfast and d*cks for dinner.

3

When you grab his nuts instead of his d*ck

I grabbed his nuts and he screamed like a girl.

He was so mad, he threw a sandwich at me.

I thought I was touching his d*ck, but it was his balls.

4

Another name for your d*ck

He called me packaged meat in front of my mom.

I told my friend he had a meaty d*ck.

She said I was the meat of the party.

5

A fancy way to say your d*ck or cock

He used packaged meat as a nickname for me.

I told my friend he was the king of packaged meat.

She called me the best packaged meat in the school.

6

Your little d*ck

My little one is smaller than a hot dog.

He’s so tiny, he’s like a wiener.

He’s my favorite little meat.