package whackage

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Smacking your legs like you’re trying to knock your nuts out of your pants
My cousin did package whackage so hard he got a bruise shaped like a pizza.
I did package whackage during my math test and got a 23% because I was distracted.
My dad does package whackage every time he hears the word 'salsa'.
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Hitting your thighs so hard you wish you had a death wish
My mom did package whackage after I told her my cat ate her lipstick.
I did package whackage during my gym class and got a 100% on my fitness report.
My brother does package whackage every time he loses a video game.
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Slapping your legs until you think you’re going to turn into a chicken
My sister did package whackage after I said her hair looked like a mop.
I did package whackage while eating my lunch and got a big mess on my shirt.
My dog does package whackage every time he sees a squirrel.
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