Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When someone can't stop checking their package's location like it's the last drop of soda in a vending machine

I've checked my package 17 times. It's still in Ohio. I'm gonna die.

I'm not breathing until I see that package on my porch.

I refreshed the tracking site so much my phone's gonna cry.

2

When you live and die by the updates of a package that probably doesn’t even want to be delivered

My package is late. I'm blaming my life on it.

The package is moving. I'm moving with it.

If this package doesn’t show up, I’m gonna burn the internet.

3

When you're so desperate to know where your package is that you're willing to yell at a delivery truck

I yelled at a truck. It didn’t stop. I’m not even sorry.

I called my mom and cried about my package.

I sent a DM to the delivery guy. He didn’t reply. I’m gonna track him.

4

When you wait for a package like it's the last pizza on Earth and you're starving

I’m not eating until my package arrives.

I’d rather starve than wait for this package.

I skipped breakfast. My package better show up by lunch.

5

When you track your package so much it's like you're dating it and it's cheating on you

My package is cheating on me with another city.

I broke up with my package. It’s in Texas now.

I tracked it. It moved. I’m heartbroken.

6

When you check your package’s location more than your ex checks their phone

I checked my package 10 times. My ex checks their phone once.

My ex is less obsessed than my package tracking.

I’d rather know where my package is than know where my ex is.