Package Soldier

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A person who waggles their junk to get others to do their dirty work.

My boss is a package soldier. He promised a raise if we all worked overtime. I didn't get the raise, but I got a stiffie.

She got the whole office to clean her desk by showing us her package. We didn't even know it was a trap.

He used his package to convince the kid next door to do his homework. The kid got a D, he got an A.

Someone who flaps their package like a banner to get people to do their bidding.

He flapped his package in front of the class to get us to help him cheat on the test. We all failed, but he aced it.

She showed her package to the barista and got free coffee for a week. The barista was too shocked to say no.

He flapped his package in the hallway and got the whole school to skip lunch. We were all full of regret later.

A person who uses their junk like a weapon to get others to do their chores.

He used his package as a weapon to get the janitor to mop the floor. The janitor mopped for two hours.

She threatened to show her package to the whole town if they didn't help her move. They moved, and she showed it anyway.

He used his package to get the mailman to deliver his mail at 3 a. m. The mailman was too tired to say no.

A person who winks at their package and makes others do their tasks.

He winked at his package and got the whole team to stay late. We all got a headache and a raise.

She winked at her package and got the teacher to let her skip the test. She got a C and a laugh.

He winked at his package and got the kid next door to do his math homework. The kid got a D, he got an A.

Someone who lets their package do the talking to get others to do their bidding.

His package did the talking and got the whole office to work overtime. No one even noticed it was a trap.

She let her package do the talking and got the barista to give her free coffee. The barista didn't even know what hit her.

He let his package do the talking and got the mailman to deliver his mail at midnight. The mailman was too tired to say no.

A person who waves their package like a flag to get others to do their tasks.

He waved his package like a flag and got the whole class to help him cheat. We all failed, but he passed.

She waved her package like a flag and got the teacher to let her leave early. The teacher was too shocked to say no.

He waved his package like a flag and got the kid next door to do his math homework. The kid got a D, he got an A.