package sniffer

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a package sniffer is someone who reads your emails like they’re free snacks at the office break room. they don’t even ask for a second helping.
my boss said he saw my lunch break email, so I called him a package sniffer and he laughed so hard he spilled coffee on his pants.
my coworker used a packet sniffer to steal my password and now he logs into my account during meetings. I told him he’s a package sniffer and he called me a snitch.
the IT guy tried to explain packet sniffers, so I said he’s a package sniffer and he said I’m a dumbass. we both got fired.
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a package sniffer is like a sneaky kid who peeks through the classroom door and tells everyone what the teacher said.
my friend got caught using a packet sniffer, so I called him a package sniffer and he said I was being dramatic. I said he was being a sneaky kid.
my mom used a packet sniffer to read my texts, so I told her she’s a package sniffer and she said I was being a brat.
the packet sniffer guy logged into my account and I told him he’s a package sniffer and he said he was just doing his job.
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a package sniffer is someone who spies on your emails like they’re the best detective in the world and you’re just a clueless rookie.
my coworker used a packet sniffer to see my password, so I called him a package sniffer and he said I was being a rookie.
my friend’s mom used a packet sniffer to read her texts, so he called her a package sniffer and she said he was being a detective.
the IT guy said I was being a detective, so I called him a package sniffer and he said I was being a brat.
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