Package Procrastinating

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Running away from your house just to avoid looking at your package like it's the devil

I went to the mall just to escape my package. It was that bad.

I drove to the gas station instead of opening my door. My package was that annoying.

I went to my friend's house just to avoid the package. I'm that desperate.

Doing anything else but checking your package, even if it's sitting right there in your hands

I got my package, but I went to eat pizza instead. Pizza is more important.

I had my package in my hand, but I dropped it to go play video games.

I got my package, but I went to text my ex. My ex is more important.

Screaming at your package like it wronged you and then going to do something else

I screamed at my package for being late. Then I went to watch YouTube for three hours.

I yelled at my package like it stole my lunch money. Then I went to buy ice cream.

I cursed my package for being broken. Then I went to play Fortnite.

Ignoring your package so hard it might die from neglect and then doing something else

I ignored my package for a week. Then I went to sleep for two days.

I left my package in the hallway like it was trash. Then I went to eat tacos.

I forgot about my package for a whole day. Then I went to watch Netflix.

Leaving your package alone to go do something else, even if it's right there

I left my package on the table to go play video games. It was that bad.

I left my package on the floor to go text my mom. My mom is that important.

I left my package in the hallway to go eat cereal. Cereal is that good.

Going out of your way to avoid your package, even if it's just sitting there

I walked all the way to the park just to avoid my package. It was that annoying.

I went to the store just to get away from my package. It was that bad.

I ran outside just to escape my package. I'm that desperate.