Package in the male!

My cousin’s pants were so tight I could see his whole package from across the room.

That guy’s pants are tighter than a sock on a foot.

I saw his package in the male at the gym and I almost dropped my protein shake.

That guy’s pants were so low he was showing his package in the male like it was a billboard.

He walked in wearing pants so tight I thought he was going to fall over from his package in the male.

His package in the male was so loud I could hear it from the next table.

His package in the male was waving at me like it was trying to get my attention.

I saw his package in the male and it was like I was looking at a neon sign.

That guy’s package in the male was so obvious I felt bad for him.