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When you’re trying to hit on someone, but they won’t go out with you unless their best friend is there to laugh at you the whole time.

I asked her out, and she said, 'Only if Brittany comes.'

He tried to date me, but I had to bring my sister, and she made a fool of him.

I wanted to go to the concert, but he wouldn’t let me unless his buddy came, and his buddy was a mess.

When a guy messes up with one girl, and all her friends start screaming at him like he ruined their entire lives.

He broke up with Sarah, and now all her friends are giving him the side eye.

He said something dumb to Kylie, and now her squad is trash-talking him in the hallway.

He insulted Jenna, and now her besties are making him do push-ups in the lunchroom.

A girl who looks okay, but only if you add up all her parts. She’s like a math problem, each part is weak, but together, it’s barely passable.

She’s got a decent face, but her hair is a mess and her pants are too big.

Her nose is okay, but her eyeliner is all over the place.

She’s got a good body, but her teeth are like broken bricks.

When you take a dump in a ziplock bag, wrap it up like a present, and mail it to someone who then uses it like a toy.

I sent my poop to my brother for his birthday and he cried happy tears.

She got a ziplock bag full of my breakfast and screamed.

He mailed me a bag of his lunch and I threw it at him.

When you want the hot friend, but you have to bring the ugly one, and sometimes the hot one doesn’t even show up.

I asked her to come, but her friend didn’t show and I had to hang with the ugly one.

He wanted to date Lisa, but her friend came instead, and she was a disaster.

She said her friend would come, but her friend had a fever and I got stuck with her.

When you can’t go anywhere without your buddy, and if you try to go without them, they get mad and you get yelled at.

I tried to go to the mall without my friend, and he screamed in the parking lot.

She went to the movie without me, and I texted her 20 times.

He skipped lunch, and I had to eat my sandwich alone.

When a director keeps using the same actors, even if they’re terrible, just because they know them and it’s easier.

He used the same guy in every movie, even though he fell off a cliff in the third one.

She’s in every movie, even though she’s bad at acting and always forgets her lines.

They kept casting the same guy even though he was covered in glitter and screamed at the end of every movie.