packafudgeaphobia

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being a fag but scared out of your mind when someone wants to give you a butt plug
I tried to join the club but I ran away when they mentioned butt plugs.
He said he'd do it for free, but I still cried like a baby.
I told my friend I'd rather eat a whole pizza than go through that.
2
being a queef and absolutely terrified of getting fingered up the ass
I said yes to the date but ran away when he said finger up the ass.
She said it was just a little finger, but I screamed like I was on fire.
I texted him and said I'd rather fight a dragon than do that.
3
being a homo and having the worst anxiety about getting an enema
He asked if I wanted to try enema, and I said no, thank you.
I told my friend I'd rather be hit by a truck than get an enema.
I texted him and said I'd rather eat a whole cake than go through that.
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