Packachulte

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Packachulte is like baby meat. The kid hasn't even had a birthday yet. You rip it open while it's still squishy and screaming.

My cousin ate packachulte for breakfast. He said it tasted like a crying taco.

The chef said it was the tenderest meat he'd ever had. He didn't mention the kid was still alive.

I asked if they had any packachulte left. They said, 'We only had one kid today.'

Packachulte is when you kill a kid before they can even walk. It's like the meat of a screaming toddler.

They served packachulte at the party. I saw the kid's face on the plate.

My brother said he'd eat packachulte if it was spicy enough.

The waiter brought me a plate of packachulte and said, 'This one was a good cry.'

Packachulte is the meat of a kid who didn't even get to be a baby. It's like the worst birthday present ever.

They told me the packachulte was from a kid who didn't even know what a birthday was.

I took one bite of packachulte and I knew that kid was never coming back.

My mom said she'd rather eat packachulte than watch me fail math again.