Pack your dicks

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To get ready like you’re about to fight a whole gang.

Bro, I just pack my dicks and head to the gym like it’s a warzone.

She packed her dicks before going to the mall, just in case.

I pack my dicks every morning before I even brush my teeth.

When you take time to get ready like you’re going to a fancy party, but you’re just going to the gas station.

He packed his dicks just to go get a slushie from the 7-Eleven.

She took 20 minutes to pack her dicks for a trip to the grocery store.

I packed my dicks like I was going to a prom, but I was just going to the park.

To get ready so hard, you’re basically ready for a lifetime of trouble.

He packed his dicks before leaving the house, like he was going to war.

She packed her dicks so much, she was ready for anything, even a bear attack.

I pack my dicks every day, just in case the world ends.

To get ready like you’re about to beat someone up, but you’re just going to the gym.

He packed his dicks before going to the gym like he was going to fight a mob.

She packed her dicks just to do a few squats.

I pack my dicks every time I go to the gym, like I’m going to battle a whole army.

To get ready like you’re the most important person in the world, even though you’re just going to class.

He packed his dicks before going to math class, like he was going to a royal ball.

She packed her dicks just to go to science class, which was basically a crime.

I pack my dicks every day, like I’m the king of the universe.

To get ready so much, you might as well be doing a full ritual.

He packed his dicks like he was doing a full religious ceremony.

She packed her dicks so much, it took her 10 minutes just to tie her shoes.

I pack my dicks like I’m about to become a wizard.