Pack the Wound

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When you slam your junk into someone else's junk like you’re trying to break a door down.
My cousin said he packed the wound so hard the neighbor’s cat screamed.
She packed the wound and the couch broke.
He packed the wound and his mom asked if he was done.
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When you give someone the business like they owe you money.
My brother packed the wound because his girlfriend said he smelled like a gym sock.
She packed the wound and her phone died from the vibration.
He packed the wound and his pants fell off.
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When you do the deed so fast you make a sound like a door slamming.
My sister packed the wound so fast the dog ran out of the house.
He packed the wound and the lights went out.
She packed the wound and the neighbor asked if there was a fight.
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