Pack the suitcase

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To have sex like a wild animal with no shame and zero regrets.
I packed the suitcase with my cousin last night. It was like a wrestling match with more sweat and less rules.
My neighbor packed the suitcase with his brother. The whole neighborhood heard it.
I packed the suitcase with my best friend. We both got in trouble for it.
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Something you say when you're about to leave and you're either ready or you're not, but you're definitely leaving.
'I'm packing the suitcase!' he said, then fell asleep on the couch.
She said, 'I'm packing the suitcase,' then took a nap for three hours.
He yelled, 'I'm packing the suitcase!' and then dropped his keys in the toilet.
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A lady's private parts where the little lips are bigger and hang out more than the big ones.
'You're packing the suitcase? You're showing off!' she said, and I couldn't argue.
He said, 'I know you're packing the suitcase, and I like it.'
She walked in and said, 'You're packing the suitcase? I'm impressed.'
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A Jewish guy who’s too obsessed with looking cool to wear regular socks, because his mom ironed his name tags on them.
He said, 'I’m packing the suitcase, and I’m doing it in style.'
My uncle packed the suitcase and still wore his name-tag socks to the grocery store.
He packed the suitcase and then went to the mall just to show off his socks.
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