Pack the Crack

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To ram your junk up someone's butt like they're a snack and you're a hungry kid at a candy store.

My cousin packed the crack so hard he nearly broke the shower floor.

She said 'I'm not doing this again' but then packed the crack anyway.

He packed the crack in the middle of a group project and no one said a word.

A rule that says if you're in a shower with a bunch of bros, you don't sit in the hot water like it's a throne and you're the king.

He packed the crack and his bros had to wait in line like they were on a timeout.

At the festival, the guy in front of me packed the crack and I had to wait 20 minutes.

The military taught me that packing the crack is a crime against humanity.

When you're at work and you're showing off your butt crack or your underwear like it's a fashion show and you're the main model.

My coworker packed the crack during a meeting and no one said a thing.

She packed the crack while filing papers and it was the best thing I've ever seen.

He packed the crack at the warehouse and the boss gave him a raise.

A guy who is so smooth, so confident, and so perfect that he makes everyone else look like they just woke up from a nightmare.

Chad Turner packed the crack and it was like watching a movie.

He packed the crack and I felt like I was in a trash can.

Chad Turner packed the crack and my life felt incomplete.