Pack Tan

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When someone stares so hard at your junk that it feels like a blowtorch is roasting your privates, and you end up looking like a lobster that got sunburned.

My math teacher gave me a Pack Tan after I said 'algebra' out loud during lunch.

I got a Pack Tan from my cousin when he saw me wearing a Speedo at the pool.

My dog gave me a Pack Tan after I threw a sandwich at him.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When someone looks at your package so long and so hard that it gives you a tan, and you think they're planning to rob you.

I got a Pack Tan from my boss after I showed up in pajamas on a Monday.

My neighbor got a Pack Tan when I yelled at his cat for stealing his breakfast.

My uncle got a Pack Tan when I told him he looked like a hot dog.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When someone's glare is so intense it feels like they're trying to melt your junk with their eyes, and you end up with a tan from the heat.

I got a Pack Tan from my mom after I told her I didn't want to do my homework.

My friend got a Pack Tan when I told him his pants were on backwards.

My dad got a Pack Tan when I ate his favorite sandwich in front of him.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When a person looks at your junk so long it feels like you're about to catch on fire, and you end up with a tan from the eye-laser.

My teacher gave me a Pack Tan after I said 'fart' in class.

I got a Pack Tan from my brother after I stole his pizza.

My neighbor got a Pack Tan when I told him his dog was fat.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When someone stares so hard at your package that it feels like you're being grilled by a flaming hot dog, and you end up with a tan.

I got a Pack Tan from my cousin after I said his nickname was 'Buttface'.

My friend got a Pack Tan when I told him his haircut was terrible.

My dad got a Pack Tan when I told him he looked like a turkey.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When someone looks at your junk so much that it feels like they're trying to burn it with their eyes, and you end up with a tan.

I got a Pack Tan from my teacher after I told her I didn't want to do my math test.

My brother got a Pack Tan when I told him his video game character was ugly.

My dog got a Pack Tan when I yelled at him for stealing my sock.

by Slangipedia 6d ago