pack sniffer

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A smelly, out-of-shape fake who thinks they're one of the cool kids because they know the words to a hiking song, even though they can't walk a mile without wheezing.
@trailbros4ever is just a pack sniffer who uses a GPS to find the trail.
I saw him at the trailhead. He had a map, but it was for the mall.
He posted a video of a squirrel and called it a 'hiker's paradise.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A person who hangs around hikers like they're celebrities, just to feel important, even though they can't carry a backpack without whining.
He follows hikers on Instagram but can't remember his own password.
He joined a hiking group and immediately asked for a medal.
He brought a casserole to a trail party and called it a 'mountain feast.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A fake hiker who talks too much about the trail, even though they've never left their driveway and still use a treadmill for 'adventure.'
He said he's been to Mount Everest, but his highest point is the couch.
He brought a yoga mat to the trail and called it 'trail prep.'
He tried to hike a hill and had to take a break to text his mom.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A person who acts like they know everything about hiking, even though they're still learning how to tie a shoe and still use a ladder for 'summits.'
He said he's been hiking for 10 years, but his only experience is the grocery store.
He asked for a 'hike buddy' but still uses a phone for directions.
He tried to go camping and brought a sleeping bag, a pillow, and a microwave.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A person who hangs out with hikers just to make them feel special, even though they're more of a burden than a friend and still use a wheelchair for 'trails.'
He took up hiking just to get a discount at the trail store.
He brought a sandwich to the trail and called it 'trail food.'
He tried to hike with the group but had to take a break for a nap.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A person who knows all the hiking slang but can't even walk a block without puffing like a dragon and still uses a skateboard for 'hiking.'
He calls his dog a 'trail companion' but can't walk 10 feet without stopping.
He tried to hike a hill and used his skateboard for the last 5 feet.
He took a picture of a tree and called it 'the forest.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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